Drunky Makes A Contorted Walk Home After A Night Of Boozing. [Video]
He's drunk level Cirque du Soleil. The post Drunky Makes A Contorted Walk Home After A Night Of Boozing. [Video] appeared first on Crapasaurus.com.
View ArticleSad WSU Cougar Football Fan Drowns Sorrows With Bag Of Popcorn. [Video]
Since no alcohol is sold at college sporting events, college football fans have not choice but to abuse something. In this case, it was popcorn. The post Sad WSU Cougar Football Fan Drowns Sorrows With...
View ArticleHockey Helmet Thief Is Our Drunk Of The Year! [Video]
If given the chance 1000 times, I don't think I'd ever consider taking a hockey player's helmet off and putting it on my head. This guy does it first time. The post Hockey Helmet Thief Is Our Drunk Of...
View ArticleWeird Creature Swimming Under The Ice. [Video]
It's not a manatee or a jellyfish. It's a creature that doesn't normally live under the ice but drunkenly chooses to. The post Weird Creature Swimming Under The Ice. [Video] appeared first on...
View ArticleCraigslist Ad By A Drunk Needing To Make An Emergency Taco Bell Run.
A guy in Baltimore needed some Taco Bell and to get it, he needed somebody with a 4-wheel drive car to get him there. The post Craigslist Ad By A Drunk Needing To Make An Emergency Taco Bell Run....
View ArticleWho Wore It Better: Joe Namath Or The IKEA Monkey?
At Super Bowl 48, Joe Namath helped with the coin toss and wore a fur to honor the heads and tails of all the animals that went into his dumbass coat. The post Who Wore It Better: Joe Namath Or The...
View ArticleMayor Rob Ford’s ‘Possible’ Re-Election Campaign Signs. [Video]
The drunk buffoon uncle you avoid - he's the Mayor of Toronto. Kelly Manchester uses Rob Ford quotes as copy for his his re-election signs. The post Mayor Rob Ford’s ‘Possible’ Re-Election Campaign...
View ArticleHow To Fail The Sobriety Test Before Taking The Sobriety Test. [Video]
Recite the alphabet backwards and the tilted-head hand to nose tests were never needed with this poor drunk. The holding the tape measurer test did him in. The post How To Fail The Sobriety Test Before...
View ArticleDrunk Fishing Contest Found Its Winner. [Video]
There is a fishing wasted competition in Belgium and the winner gets a BOOZ trophy. I wonder how it'll look on this drunk fisherman's mantle... The post Drunk Fishing Contest Found Its Winner. [Video]...
View ArticlePassed Out Kid At Michigan Rave Was Just Ratchet The Rapper. [Video]
The passed out poster child for the 2000 person Michigan rave gets interviewed and it doesn't give me hope for the future. It's time to dig the moat. The post Passed Out Kid At Michigan Rave Was Just...
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